Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Hey marimba and xylophone students: here are some reflections on recent campus visits, social media trending, and why listening to music was and is important to me.



It is not news to me that there’s a divide between the classical departments, jazz departments, and whatever other departments exist in music schools now. Of the most obvious, to me, is that the jazz musicians rely on recorded music for repertoire, whereas the classical musicians rely on sheet music. While as a student I have had much success in classical music departments (I have a DMA, so I safely say I passed a lot of classes), and less success in jazz departments (I think my Berklee “rating” was a 0, which is lower than the worst rating you could actually get. The jury found my skills exceptionally poor). – I don’t consider myself a great classical musician or even a passable jazz musician.  Yet, I manage to make music with both classical musicians and jazz musicians.

Recently I have been making a number of college campus visits and giving xylophone classes. One of my observations has been that students (in my case, classical percussion students) are glued to the page and trying to “get it right.” They would like to have the right technique, play the right notes, and have some awareness about the style they’re playing in.  Good. Here’s my problem: these things are terribly uninteresting, uninspiring, and explain why almost nobody takes up the xylophone as a solo instrument. There’s not really a precedent for getting it right, so why worry? The xylophone IS a relatively odd bird. So are many of the other percussion instruments we throw into the bag of “stuff you should know.” It’s all quite strange. Don’t believe me? Take whatever you’re working on, and go play it for your school’s string studio. Better yet, go play it in the park (close enough to people so you can see how they react, or don’t). 

Why not take this as an opportunity to be strange and proud about it?! You have complete freedom to pursue any avenue on a large group of instruments, and with relatively little practice you can become one of the world’s top practitioners of the instrument.

Another observation I’ve made while doing campus visits is that while students seem entirely overworked (I call it the “college freak-out,” where I give my students answers to tests an they still freak out over the work required to physically fill it In – but we have other exams to be studying for now!), there is a frightening lack of listening. That is to say there is a lack of both listening to recordings to know great performers and great performances, and simply listening in the moment. A recent rehearsal involved 32 measures of an ensemble playing a beat off of me without most of the ensemble realizing what was happening – they were looking at and playing their parts, not listening.

I like to blame Facebook/Youtube/Snapchat/Instalala culture on the shortened attention span and lack of listening skills. So many of us are anxiously flopping around social media outlets in order to catch a glimpse of today’s trend or somehow create a name for yourself (myself?). What are worse are the social media gurus who have ideas to teach about branding, monetizing, etc.; odds are you already have more views than them. Being famous or clicked on has absolutely nothing to do with the quality of the material you’re seeing. Imagine Casals’ Bach Cello Suites released on Youtube (without a video!!), the poor guy would be pounced on by Maru’s box videos in no time (no disrespect to Maru). 

Please. If you want to be famous, do something that many more people care about – like skipping the snare drum, timpani and marimba and maybe trying acting or politics?

That said – I’d be curious what folks considered important recordings, and if there’s a list out there.  I know Robert Van Sice has done a lot to create videos of the marimba repertoire he finds important as performed by his students on the Vic Firth website. How about before then?  Do people listen to Van Sice’s recordings?  In marimba-land my influences with Gordon Stout’s two LPs (Music for Marimba, I think 1 and 2…perhaps out of print, ok – fine, but it shouldn’t be that hard to find them!), William Moersch’s New Music for Marimba, Leigh Howard Stevens’ Bach on Marimba and Marimba When, Keiko Abe’s Marimba Fantasy, Nancy Zeltsman’s Woodcuts, Julie Spencer’s Ask, Beverly Johnston’s Marimbach and Impact --- the list goes on.  Some of these recordings may be long out of print (I think Steve Weiss sells most for $5, if you can track down a CD player), but what’s more disturbing is the amount of percussion majors who haven’t heard of and heard these performers!

Regarding xylophone I frequently make the mistake of assuming every student has heard NEXUS’ recordings Ragtime Concert and NEXUS Plays the Novelty Music of George Hamilton Green. Then there’s the 6-CD Green Brother’ collection or Masters of the Xylophone. That’s a lot of George Hamilton Green, Jr. and Joe Green.  Recordings of other great xylophonists (and there are many) are easily accessible, but take some self-educating by asking around. It’s no wonder that the autodidact is attracted to the xylophone; very few people are around to teach it. 

Of course my ideas about music were much more informed by non-percussionists, but those recordings were easier to find, and still are. I hope percussionists are taking the time to listen to non-percussion recordings that have had a tremendous impact on the larger music world for more than a century now. So much wonderful music has been made that has nothing to do with being able to read music and paying bills by playing night after night.  That’s the disconnect I find between the training students are receiving and actual opportunities available to them outside of school.

Even though I primarily play xylophone now, I listened to a lot of marimba recordings throughout high school and college that really informed my playing.  I was fortunate not to have access to 100s of online tutorials, or other various types of teaching, which seem more related to get-rich-quick schemes than actual teaching. My teachers were patient, and often lessons felt like they went nowhere, but that’s quite impossible. I haven’t been quick to know what direction to go in – in fact, most of the time I feel like my career has been nothing but the creation of a very long list of things I don’t want to do, very very very very rarely leaving me something that seems appealing and worthwhile. But PLEASE, do things that you believe are appealing and worthwhile!!

I understand doing things because your teacher told you to do them, but the sooner you can really take ownership over your own thoughts and actions as a musician --- well, now we’re talking!

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

APPARENTLY ANYONE CAN BE AN EXPERT ON ANYTHING

I normally like to start my day with some ppp cymbal crash practice to avoid waking up the neighbor's baby.  Then after the crying starts (that's how I know I'm really in the swing of things)  I move to the bass drum.  That insures I'm actually hearing crying and not just the sweet sweet overtones of my cymbals (please see: Facebook.com timpani percussion swap shop, and buy some of my cymbals)

RIGHT.

So this morning I decided to start off with writing.  I doubt any of my blog posts will make it into my dissertation, but they will probably be better off for my widespread fame, which is after all, how you get the gig.  What gig?  THE gig.  You know what I'm talking about.

I thought about singling out particular characters here -- like get on soapy sudsy box and try to give a kitten a bath while speaking out about XYZ percussionist --- but that's really mean, not a great professional move, and most of all, I was thinking how it would feel if someone else did that to me.  I would not like it very much, I don't think.

My main hangup is with the shameless self-promotion and tons of drivel that people build their careers on.  For this, I would like to just target one person in particular:  Kalithump Vortren.  I think Vortren will support this move because it brings attention to his cause - so in a true Trumpian manner, this is good press.  You could have even joined him for an audition hackathon.  If you can hack you probably don't need to audition though, now do you!?

I'm not really qualified to comment on this thing, but let's just have a look.

- Vortren you sweet beautiful beautiful man, who took your head shots?  I probably can't afford them, but wow you look good.



- Someone pointed out to me yesterday Vortren took auditions: the New York City Philharmonia and the old Florida Philharmonic (palm trees, anyone?) -- Wouldn't it be better to talk to people who've taken 400 auditions and not "won" any of them?


.........

I will now tell you how I STOOD OUT in the auditions I took.

I must have STOOD OUT at the Juilliard placement audition I took in 2000.  The great late Roland Kohloff wrote in my comments: "Is this a joke?  Is this the proctor or one of our percussion students?" --- That's a great audition, no?  I stood out so much with my playing (behind a screen) they weren't sure if it was a percussion student or a bassoonist.  Is this not what all great artists strive for?  Most of the time I spend lots of money to hear a concert I have no idea if the musicians are trained or just passing the time before drinks at the bar - but I DO know they're great artists, right?!  So when I read Mr. Kohloff's comments I knew I was in the wrong place.  I thought I was a percussion major, but obviously I didn't sound like it.  This will be addressed in a future blog entry titled: DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE, especially to young extremely impressionable people, PLEASE.  And to think they say it's better not to title the thing until you're near completion.

I also somehow ended up with all "0" ratings at Berklee (out of 8).  That's great!!  If I had a mediocre score I might have felt like someone with no talent or personality - but ALL ZEROS!  How was that even possible?!  I think it was a technicality, like whatever I auditioned with didn't register in their system as "music," but I maintained the 0's throughout my years there and even graduated as a big 0.  YES!  Looking back, I think it may have taken some skill to avoid re-auditioning and just sucking at playing a blues or something.  This experience of getting 0's was directly related to my decision to play the xylophone on the subway where the trains were so loud nobody would actually have to hear my unintelligible "ideas" or nonsensical "lines" or whatever the heck Berklee evaluates people on in their playing.  It must not be speed as I could always play really fast (almost never serving "the music").

Other ways to STAND OUT:  WEAR SOMETHING CRAZY.  I loved hearing from Nathan Siegel who previously thought I just sold cymbals on Facebook that he'd seen this photo in the 8th grade, and just now put it together who I was.  I of course took the opportunity to promote the xylophone workshop at University of Delaware this summer on August 1-5, to which you should all consider attending.  We don't talk about auditions really, except I will probably tell a story about Harry Breuer and Porgy and Bess and it will have absolutely nothing to do with auditions but people will immediately get nervous about the thought of missing a note and what it would be like to ......IS THIS A BASSOONIST?!



Right -- so wear something crazy.  I've taken a lot of auditions dressed as a skunk (fewer as a blue monster) and they all tend to be pretty fun.  WHY?  Because I'm DRESSED AS A SKUNK.  I imagine if I had a skunk suit during my freshman placement audition at Juilliard then I would have played better or at least had more fun.  I did not.  I think I probably wore khakis and a worn polo or button down or some blue shirt I got from my brother.  I certainly didn't look anywhere near as handsome as K.Vortren('s headshot), that's for sure.  It was behind a screen but all I remember is what the faculty wrote about my playing - and I knew I never wanted to experience that again (I may suggest that being a masochistic asshole is a good character trait to have if you plan on doing a lot of that sort of thing).

Lastly -- about teaching and auditions and "winning."  Something to consider:

Your professor "won" an audition.  Hopefully they "lost" SOME auditions, too!  A lot of fancy-pants winners win everything.  I don't actually know much about Kalithump Vortren but I'm assuming he lost some auditions which would help him be an expert on the subject, but he won the Philharmonia audition pretty early on in his hopefully very-long career.  That gives him a credential to most likely TEACH and PREACH (or you can just get on blogger and say whatever the $*#! you want like this and hope nobody screenshots it so when you want to delete it...well..maybe I should just snapchat blog, can one do that?) --- check it out - there's no way all Vortren's students are going to have the success rate he has had.  Wait, this is getting too personal.  Let's make it more general:  There's no way a large group of people (students) will have the same exact type of success that their guru/teacher/knowitallmentor will have.

The guru/teacher could stand to have enough experience though to know there's more than "getting the job."  Very seldom do people talk about "the job" itself.  Or if they do it's a sort of tangential thing....why?  NOBODY REALLY CARES ABOUT YOUR JOB!!!!!  Seriously.  Maybe you should care about your family and friends' jobs (I find myself asking friends who have jobs: "how is work?") - but seriously -- can you imagine listening to ANYONE else RAMBLE on and on about their JOB?!?  No.  it's absurd, and hopefully they're too busy DOING their job to talk about it.   It's more common to talk about "getting the gig" because when you're unemployed you're a nuisance to society, right?  Your parents are worried they spent all this money on you for nothing, you have a ton of time on your hands because you don't have a job or place to be, you have no money, you start having to imagine what it must be like to have a house in New Jersey and gigantic triangle collection.....oh wait, maybe you already have a gigantic triangle collection because you needed these things to "get the gig."  (Two Sabian B8 4" triangle still available!)

Sometimes high school students ask me for recommendations of where to go to school.  Can someone tell me where the most losing faculty is still somehow employed?  That'd be the place.

Is anyone other than Brian going to buy these cymbals?  I'll give you a good deal.

www.jonathan-singer.com 



Monday, February 8, 2016

GETTING THE JOB -- tips for auditions

OK --

So this audition season, right?  It's always audition season really, but this is the audition audition season.  Maybe you're trying to get THE GIG at the Met (coat check at the museum or triangle guy at opera), or maybe you're trying to get into your FIRST CHOICE school, or even your BACKUP school (first choice OBERLIN or FLORIDA STATE [FOOTBALL!!!!], backup THE GUILFORD SCHOOL or EAST HAMPTON COMMUNITY COLLEGE [get away from your folks in the Hamptons - they don't want you there and you don't want to be there...talk to someone about transferring to Nassau ASAP])

Here are some helpful tips:

1) Avoid auditions.  Any time you have to spend a bunch of $$ and stress out for playing for a bunch of jerks so they can evaluate your talents and personality - well, that's probably not a great use of time, is it?

2) So you have to audition because your sister just got a fancy scholarship a couple years ago to a fancy school and she's probably going to be a lawyer and all you're glad Blockbuster is no longer a thing because you'd owe a ton of money in overdue fines on LEGALY BLONDE III, YOUR LIFE STORY FROM UNDER THE BASS DRUM.

3) Watch Rob Knopper's videos or whatever he's selling - BUY IT -- seriously, if he has some sort of data plan with Verizon GET ON IT - you NEED this.  In the words of the great Antoni Mascaroli "you got this."  But you only got this if you buy the plan.  GO!  NOW.

4) Does Rob Knopper make pants?  If he does.  BUY THEM.  WEAR THEM.  Don't wear them in the audition.  Just wear them...you know, in general, play it cool.  See if you can get a dog walking gig and wear other pants while you're walking the dogs, but after you take a shower put on the pants and practice tambourine very quietly.

5)  Ask yourself:  WHY AM STILL READING THIS?  If you can't stop reading it but have no idea why you're reading it, maybe consider canceling the audition.  You clearly have no self control or any idea who you are or what you're doing on this planet.  At some point you saw Terry Bozzio play a lot of drums, thought it was cool, and your parents had no idea what to do with you, so you've spent like $57 on bee's wax in the last two months (editor's note: too many tambourine references in this post), ...you justify this by being the guy who's really into bass drum beaters, triangles, and practicing ppppppp (quiet) cymbal crashes.  Fine.

6) For people taking college auditions: Consider a liberal arts degree.

7) If you're interested in playing in the MET - I ask you this:  Is a part of the audition sitting still for hours on end and doing nothing or reading the Times (Real Estate, Finance, whatever), because I personally can't do this and I should not be allowed to even submit a resume.  Fortunately the folks at my neighborhood post office don't let me do this and I can barely work my electronic mail.  Seriously though, have you ever hung out with a opera singer?  They sing melodies that will get stuck in your head for YEARS - do you want that?  Maybe ask Scott Stevens.  It's just money.  You can do something else.  Even though you're not supposed to take tips at the coat check people will try to slide you a dollar or two and you can go out and get a hot dog from the nice man in front of the museum.  You can eat the hot dog quickly and do a knockoff production of A NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM with your iPhone flashlight in the basement.

8) Odds are someone else is going to drag or rush so just tell people your time is perfect (your a percussionist, they'll believe it), and stop it with the metronome apps.

I think 8 is enough for now, don't you?

COMMENT BELOW (can you do that on this website?) - I will field comments and questions and follow up in the next edition of #HOWTOGETTHEBIGJOBSTOPREADINGBLOGSANDGOINTERVIEWSOMEPLACE